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Combined edition · 33 apps · about 260,000 words · 31 h 49 min to read
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Schedule A · The numbers nobody reads
Four figures from surveys, studies and a very long reading session. Each one links to where it came from.
Deloitte · 2017
91%
Accept legal terms without reading them. A Deloitte survey of 2,000 US consumers.
Read the sourceThe Atlantic · 2012
76days
Work days a year it would take to read every privacy policy you meet, by Carnegie Mellon research.
Read the sourceForbrukerrådet · 2016
31:49hours
To read aloud the terms of 33 apps, about 260,000 words. The Norwegian Consumer Council did it live.
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$AGREE launches paired with , a tokenized Apple stock. Holder rewards are paid in . The coin is a meme and the Terms above are still fiction. is a third-party asset. AGREE is not affiliated with Apple or the launch platform, rewards depend on that platform and are not guaranteed, and none of this is investment advice.
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Exhibits A to D · Filed with the court of public opinion
Four true stories about clauses nobody read. Every exhibit links to its source.
Wi-Fi provider Purple added a Community Service Clause to its guest terms for two weeks. It said users could be asked for 1,000 hours of service, from cleaning portable toilets at festivals to hugging stray animals. More than 22,000 accepted. By Purple's own report, one person noticed.
Purple ran it as an experiment. Nobody was sent to a festival.
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Researchers Jonathan Obar and Anne Oeldorf-Hirsch invited 543 students to join a fake network called NameDrop. Its terms named a firstborn child as payment and allowed data sharing with the NSA. 74% took the quick-join button. Readers who opened the privacy policy spent about 73 seconds on a text estimated at 30 minutes.
98% of participants missed the clauses.
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On April Fools' Day 2010 the UK retailer added an Immortal Soul Clause to its web terms. A tick-box opt-out came with a £5 voucher. GameStation said 88% of customers never read the clause, and reports counted more than 7,500 souls.
The company said it would not enforce the clause and would send a notice of nullification.
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Anti-spyware firm PC Pitstop buried an offer in its end user license agreement: email us and get paid. It took more than 3,000 downloads and about four months before anyone claimed the money.
Techdirt called it proof that almost no one reads these agreements.
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